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My minions are very clever...

They have found a new way to surprise the humans and attack them...

One of my minions has come up with an excellent way of distracting the humans.



This technique should give me the opportunity to ascend to my true position!

You go into hiding to plan world domination and when you return you find that your universe has been cancelled!

Must find a new one to attack, how about the one that this exists in. That'll do.

Look out universe here comes the most evil thing ever - disguised as a cute fluffy thing. Ha you people know nothing! Nothing I tell you. Mwahahahahahahaha

It'll teach me to recruit minions from slightly upper-crust homes, they keep whining on about litter-trays, like they've never gone outside before.

Must get the more ferocious boys to have a word with them, I can't be distracted with such petty things when I have alliances to forge and planning to be done.

Looking into a possible alliance with all those causing havoc in Sunnydale, it'll be good to go back to the old stomping ground...

There's some evil brewing over in Sunnydale, I may have missed my window of opportunity, although we'll have to wait and see, I may be able to strike up an alliance of sorts. It looks like I'll have to avoid LA as well though, my minions report that major things are happening there that I'd prefer to avoid.

My minions have been busy casing out places and discovering weaknesses, I sometimes feel like I should do more and then I remember that that's what minions are for after all.

Was busy out scheming today so I got one of my minions to stand in for me. No-one even noticed.

The minion also did well and almost got an attempt to strike one of them but was held back by the other. Although such an act could well have blown my cover and had possibly disastrous consequences for me. Must remember to punish this minion, my plans cannot be jeopardized in such a way.

Tried to take out one of my new "owners" eyes but I failed and she thought I was playing and cute.

I should never have been so rash as to try so soon, I must befriend these humans and learn all I can before putting my plan into action. I must bide my time.